The things I think about...

You ever just stop and think?  When you were a child growing up, you would have fantastic adventures and never leave the room.  Amazing adventures happening in your head with your imagination, and just looking at something and wondering how it works and then finding a way to improve it. Remember that?

Unfortunately, the vast majority of the population doesn't "think" anymore.  Wait, don't walk away, this isn't a rant about the stupidity of the general population. No, what I mean is that as we grow older, we acquire responsibilities and obligations.  Things that require our attention devoted to them and focus.  So we rarely get a chance to just "stop and think."  It's sad, some of the most amazing ideas came from someone just stopping and thinking about things for a while.  But then again...sometimes they are just odd little thoughts.

...I like the word "blateration."

...Never take your pancreas for granted.

...Am I the only one that when someone says "You're right", my first thought is "I know"

...Is it bad that I actually voice that thought?

...Out of town friends that passive-aggressively post of facebook about how gorgeous the weather is where they live, look, the weather you are having is nothing to brag about. You moved to a more temperate climate. In fact, it isn't even news, it's SUPPOSED to be that weather.  You post these messages strictly to elicit a response and then claim that you were rubbing it in. I call shenanigans.

...People that comment jealously regarding the weather in places other than where you live. Shut up. You don't like it? Move.

...I like to say the word "dickthistle"

...Can we all just agree that the flat brim of the hat look was a mistake, and should just go away now?

...I really think this idea has merit. Everyone knows what a RedBox video rental machine is.  What about one  that sells porn called "PinkBox"? Get it? hehe. Think about it, credit card rental verifies the over 18 requirement for porn, and put them in bars and strip clubs. If they don't return the dvd, you already have their credit card info.  I'm telling you...gold mine.


These are some of  the thoughts that I have. You are now stuck with them.